just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
literally all i want right now is for someone to come over and rub my back and floof my hair and let me fall asleep in their lap
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
This is the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen
just call me fuckin velcro because man do i get attached
Y o u c a n o w n t h e e a r t h a n d s t i l l
a l l y o u ’ l l o w n i s e a r t h u n t i l
Requseted by: pocahontases. Hope you like it sweetie!
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.