Me: what if she has a hot brother??
My Mom: then we put him in the refrigerator.






mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!










80slove:

Depp




sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete




agenttexsflippedshit:

literally all i want right now is for someone to come over and rub my back and floof my hair and let me fall asleep in their lap




cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke




hoplite-operator:

This is the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen




"I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm."

—arixsafari (via arixsafari)



metaknighty:

just call me fuckin velcro because man do i get attached







mermaidlion:

Y o u  c a n  o w n  t h e  e a r t h  a n d  s t i l l  
a l l  
y o u ’ l l  o w n  i s  e a r t h  u n t i l

Requseted by: pocahontases. Hope you like it sweetie! 




wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 


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